nicka anglisht 3

haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work
I'm a cutie with the bootie, a hunny with the money, and a hottie with the body
This is an inside joke and you are on the outside *
I'm all that and a bag of chips...Screw that, Im the whole damn party mix! *
Keep the pictures they never change only the people in them do
I dont have a cow so i dont need your bull! *
Sarcasm saves you from telling people what you rEaLLy think about them!
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
Honk if you like Britney Spears! Then drive your car into the nearest tree
I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion? *
If you dont like my driving, get off the sidewalk *
Like what you see? Call 1800 YOU WISH!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
I dont need ur attitude I got 1 of my own! *
Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them! *
Everybody is a player and life is a silly game.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
I am not the player. I am the game! *
An angel was what I was meant to be..thats why being so cute comes naturally!
I wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive.... ohh ya sucicides a crime.
Let's make a night to remember, from january to December
If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.
If I like it, I buy it...If I don't like it, I buy it..Hey I might like it tomorrow.
I wont be hasty, i'll give you a try, but if u bug me, i'll say good- bye
First God created man...then he had a better idea!
Lovin you is like breathing...how can I stop?!
LIVE is just EVIL spelt backwards!
I'm multi-talented,I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
If your naughty go to your room....If you wanna be naughty come to mine
i said no to drugs but hey they didnt listen
I wasnt born a bitch, boyz made me this way
God made coke, god made pepsi, and i cant help that god made me so dammm sexy
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
Is this how the book ends? nothing but good friends?
Guys are like lavalamps...Fun 2 look at but not very bright
u had betta take sum sleepin pillz cuz da only place u'll be gettin me is in ur dreams
i'm a hottie wid a good bottie and i wanna get notty!
Treat me like an angel and i'll show you heaven
If u drink n drive ur a bloody idiot n if u make it home ur a bloody legend!
A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do, But a boy gotta do what a girl wants him to do!
Shake my rattle, Ring my bell, Like my style or go to hell
Guys are like rollercoasters, They either make you sick, or they can be the thrill of youre life
I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering in his mouth
I look in the mirror,and what do I see,a beautiful girl,looks like me
You don't marry someone you can live with
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
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I look like an angel, dressed in white, but here's the deal, I'm the bitch inside
you don't like us? thats great, because we hate you also
if you love me love me well if you hate me you can fuck tha hell
Life is calling! Where are you?
I saw a boy in the mirror I wonder who he is. Sometimes I think I know him, Sometimes I really wish I did
roses ar red, violets are blue, but a face like yours belongs in the zoo, don't feel bad, don't feel sad, Frankenstein was ugly to
Don't be normal, be like me
Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!"
I'm not like others, I am much worse
When I'm good I'm really good. When I'm bad I'm even better!
remember the m remember the e put them together and remember me !!
it's cool it's fine cause i'm online !
boys are hot, boys are sweet, boys are all I need
a bird dropped a poepie in my eye, i didn't laugh, i didn't cry, but i'm glad that cows don't fly!!
the most Sek-C boy in town---->(naam van je geliefde)<---- he's mine!!!
don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!!!!!!
Love Me Or Leave Me...! HEE, Where's Everybody Going?!
Hell Was Full, So I Came Back!(6)
It's Nice To Be Important, But It's More Important To Be Nice
God Made The Ocean, God Made The Lake. God Made You, That Was A Big Mistake
Always Wear A Smile. It Goes With Everything!
Born 4 porn.. Lets Rock
you are safe and true, im saving every moment for you!
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems :-)
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
i kill people for money, but you... you are my friend... I kill you for nothing!!!
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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If YoU SaY I'm a Bitch.... You Should meet my mother!
What about if i give u the finger???
Youve got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky today? Well do you, punk?
My music is so loud I can't hear what you're saying so you better shut up and notice I'm not here !!!
Downloading the MP3 of Em-es-en: "Cleaning out my contactlist"!
time is money, money is women, women is seks, and seks is fun
Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!
Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
i love you i love you two i love you three hou naar maar op met dat gezijk kunnen we eindelijk wippen
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught
After duscussing with god why I exist, he said to me: I created you to be a sextoy for all women
Made = larve die veel vookomt in Hong-Kong.
Love me ore leave me... HEY, wheres everybody going
When I was praying to myself suddenly realised that I was GOD
Would you be mine? Or are you just wasting my time?
How could an angel break my heart?
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
(k)Es(k)«(·´¯`·.·÷× »»»EnJoy Tha LifE!««« :p
wat is het toppunt van dik zijn? als je in de zee word gerold door leden van greenpeace
Why do I always faal in love, when I don't want to! I love you!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
hellow ? i'm sorry but I hear little voices in my head:p
I need no light no cameras.... just action goddamnit
Death is the greatest thing of all thats why we save it 4 last
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
Sex is Evil, Sex is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
Support wild life - vote for an orgy
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic
Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
Bisexuality doubles your chances...
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
ex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
Those who hesitate, masturbate
Mean people suck, nice people swallow
Don speak I know just what you are saying, so please stop explaining, don tell me cause it hurts
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
If porn was music, the Internet would be a GangBang
If you love me, Tell it me soon. If you hate me, Fly to THE MOON
(li):[F*ck Fear Drink Beer(li):[
Don't hate me because I look better then you...
i'm brown sow i'm a hang aroun:D(H)
Ik loop naar je toe, ik laat mijn broek vallen, ik ga op je zitten en leef me totaal uit..........................Mijn dierbare pleepot
birdy,birdy in the sky droppet a poopy in my eye, i don't worry,i don't cry >>i'm just happy that birds can fly !!
I don't cry I don't care I just fuck a milionair wen he's die I don't cry I just fuck another gay !!!
roses are red violets are blue shit stinks and so do you !!!!!
Keep the lol Alive......=)=)=)
who´s J.Lo??????......Jamai Looman
‘s Morgens opstaan is een overwinning van de geest op de matras
^^Me izz a little crazy!^^
Your kisses are so sweet, their the only one I need
Your fat or ugly thats why 60% of the women are lonely
you're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me
You think you're hot... You ythink you're cool ... But believe me you're nothing but a fool !
you can't face the problem, cuz your face is the problem!!!
you can bomb the world into pieces, but you can't bomb the world into peace
Yes, I Know I'm Fucking Sexy!
Ya soshla suma! (Russisch voor: Ik ben gek geworden)
To catch me, you gotta be fast... To find me, you gotta be smart... But to be me...!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
This is a program for brainsearching. Searching.............Searching...........Still searching. Error no brain found!
the police is looking for a SEXY person, you're safe, but where the f*ck will I hide???
The only thing to fear, is running out of beer
Tell Jim he can`t sing, Don`t turn away, Don`t be afraid, Tell Jim he can`t sing
some love one, some love two, but I love myself so fuck you!!
So, anyway, I was talking to my hand when I noticed this five little things on it! and believe it or not: they call it Fingers!
Shhhht...STOP TYPING! My parents have to think I am studying
Sex is like Nike, just do it!
save the earth!... it's the only planet with chocolat...!!! :-p ;-)
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Nobody's perfect,My name is Nobody